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Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

Atheists who offer to take care of the pets of raptured Christians--for a fee.

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"We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."

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This may be satire to you and me. However, I'm smelling some bucks. When ex druggie, alcoholic Glen Beck can cry on TV to gain political points,
when a total nutcake Congresswoman can get her devotees to believe almost anything your satire could well be the next profitable business venture
to soothe the misplaced passions of the devoted.

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Will there be football in Heaven? If not -


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" The Memorial Licensing Company™ is the first company in the United States to license a comprehensive line of licensed memorial products. Beginning ten years ago with the Collegiate Memorials® line of college themed memorial products, MLC has become the nation's largest provider of college themed memorial products to status conscious college alumni, university friends, fans, that are designed to celebrate and tell the story of individual lives. This extends to the expression of loyalty to their alma maters as well as their favorite collegiate sports teams.
We live in a time when people are looking for deeper meanings in every area of life. It's only natural, but healthy, that families are taking a new look at the funeral experience and adding new elements that celebrate the lives of their loved ones.

Divinely here

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"Somehow, Grandpa just doesn't seem as excited about calling the Hogs as he used to".

Well, I ran the Ozark Adventist Academy Half Marathon this last weekend (a whopping 15 runners!) sporting my "Fossils, not Gospels" shirt. When I was approached about the message on said shirt, I made sure to pitch the idea of the atheist post-rapture pet sanctuary...didn't get the warmest reception, surprisingly.