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I just wanted to inform everyone here that I am now slightly more awesome than all of you! Seeing as how I am so uber awesome, I hereby decree that you are to bow down towards my home (the physics department) and worship me no less than three times per day. I am, however, a compassionate god so I will forgive you if the times in which you do so are a little sporadic. You just better be sure that before you die, you have averaged no less than three times per day.

I will have MY correspondence with "Physicist" Ralph Rene published on the internet at PanicWatch.org. I am sooo stoked. Soon, when you Google my name (remember to leave out the vowels or I may just smite you) I will show up somewhere other than on silly publications like Journal of Applied Physics or the like. Oh yes...I will be on the web for realz! (***Please note: If you happen to be in any way affiliated with the Journal of Applied Physics, and do not have a healthy since of humor as is all too common among scientist, I should note for your benefit, and mine, that this post is entirely satirical and I do not, in reality, consider the Journal of Applied Physics to be a "silly publication")

--Kevin

Yes I know. I was sad. I never got to meet him. Odd that I should feel at such a loss for someone who absolutely bastardized almost every field of science. And he certainly was a prick. However he was an interesting prick. And he leaves behind one hell of a legacy. He will be sorely missed.