Benny Hinn: Now You See It, Now You Don't
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:26 pm
Religious and scientific experts say there is strong evidence that American televangelist Benny Hinn performed a "genuine verifiable miracle" in Johannesburg on the weekend. According to the experts, Hinn and his colleagues made thousands of dollars disappear from the bank accounts of worshipers, before making the money reappear in offshore accounts.
...The miracle was widely publicised over the weekend by various websites, which reported that Pastor Todd Koontz, one of Hinn's on-stage colleagues, told worshippers that God would turn them into millionaires or billionaires within twenty-four hours if they donated $1000 by credit card.
According to these reports, hundreds of worshipers mobbed the stage with their credit cards after Koontz told them that the window of opportunity for the blessing was only two minutes.
This morning investigators from the Vatican, as well as representatives of the scientific community, agreed that a miracle had taken place.
"A fool and his money are easily parted, but this was something special," said head investigator, Cardinal Dante Purgatorio.
Psychologist Gunter Glibb agreed.
"To make that many adults behave in such a profoundly silly manner, to hand over thousands in return for a 120-second shot at being written a cheque by some sort of imaginary heavenly cashier — something more than idiocy, ignorance, naivety and greed was at work here."
The South African organisers of the weekend's gathering could not be reached for comment on the alleged miracle, but hotel staff said that they had last been seen checking out in the early hours of Sunday morning, "giving each high-fives and lighting cigars with smoldering R200 notes".
Meanwhile, journalists at all of South Africa's major media stables are eagerly waiting to hear from any person who became a millionaire or billionaire 24 hours after making their donation to Hinn's Miracle Crusade...
See here.
...The miracle was widely publicised over the weekend by various websites, which reported that Pastor Todd Koontz, one of Hinn's on-stage colleagues, told worshippers that God would turn them into millionaires or billionaires within twenty-four hours if they donated $1000 by credit card.
According to these reports, hundreds of worshipers mobbed the stage with their credit cards after Koontz told them that the window of opportunity for the blessing was only two minutes.
This morning investigators from the Vatican, as well as representatives of the scientific community, agreed that a miracle had taken place.
"A fool and his money are easily parted, but this was something special," said head investigator, Cardinal Dante Purgatorio.
Psychologist Gunter Glibb agreed.
"To make that many adults behave in such a profoundly silly manner, to hand over thousands in return for a 120-second shot at being written a cheque by some sort of imaginary heavenly cashier — something more than idiocy, ignorance, naivety and greed was at work here."
The South African organisers of the weekend's gathering could not be reached for comment on the alleged miracle, but hotel staff said that they had last been seen checking out in the early hours of Sunday morning, "giving each high-fives and lighting cigars with smoldering R200 notes".
Meanwhile, journalists at all of South Africa's major media stables are eagerly waiting to hear from any person who became a millionaire or billionaire 24 hours after making their donation to Hinn's Miracle Crusade...
See here.