Funny Pictures
My dad is living in China right now and sent along the following in his last email...
More Funny Translations;
- When translated into Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off".
- Outside a clothing store: "Ladies may have a Fit Upstairs".
- An advertisement by a dentist: "Teeth Extracted by the latest Methodists".
- In a park, a sign said ‘Toilet” at the top with an arrow pointing the direction, and on the bottom part it said “Environmental Sanitation of the Scenic Spot Needs Your Conserve”.
- On the highway “Intercourse Next Right”.
- Another sign, “Luxury Car Wash – Best Hand Job in Town” … I wish I owned a car!!
- And “Be Careful – Goats like to Nibble on your Clothes and Butt”.
- A cafe I want to try, “Fu King Restaurant”.
* Some interesting menu items;
- burn the spring chicken
- cowboy leg
- the farmer is small to fry king
- wood flower picks sea cucumber hoof
- slippery meat in king’s vegetables in pillar
- benumbed hot huang fires belly silk
- fragrant spring onion sauce explodes cow son
- big bowl fresh immerse miscellaneous germ
- big bowl flavor vegetables pig livings bowel
- big bowl gold mushroom cowboy meat
- ginger bumping milk
- juice of steams the fish mouth
- Bet you’d just love to come to a restaurant with me and try some authentic Chinese food!
* At the DVD store;
- Pretty Woman - I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money
- Interview with a Vampire - So, You Are a Lawyer?
- George of the Jungle - Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps Whacking Tree with Genitals
- Barb Wire - Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You
- The Crying Game - Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!
- Scent of a Woman - Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!
More Funny Translations;
- When translated into Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off".
- Outside a clothing store: "Ladies may have a Fit Upstairs".
- An advertisement by a dentist: "Teeth Extracted by the latest Methodists".
- In a park, a sign said ‘Toilet” at the top with an arrow pointing the direction, and on the bottom part it said “Environmental Sanitation of the Scenic Spot Needs Your Conserve”.
- On the highway “Intercourse Next Right”.
- Another sign, “Luxury Car Wash – Best Hand Job in Town” … I wish I owned a car!!
- And “Be Careful – Goats like to Nibble on your Clothes and Butt”.
- A cafe I want to try, “Fu King Restaurant”.
* Some interesting menu items;
- burn the spring chicken
- cowboy leg
- the farmer is small to fry king
- wood flower picks sea cucumber hoof
- slippery meat in king’s vegetables in pillar
- benumbed hot huang fires belly silk
- fragrant spring onion sauce explodes cow son
- big bowl fresh immerse miscellaneous germ
- big bowl flavor vegetables pig livings bowel
- big bowl gold mushroom cowboy meat
- ginger bumping milk
- juice of steams the fish mouth
- Bet you’d just love to come to a restaurant with me and try some authentic Chinese food!
* At the DVD store;
- Pretty Woman - I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money
- Interview with a Vampire - So, You Are a Lawyer?
- George of the Jungle - Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps Whacking Tree with Genitals
- Barb Wire - Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You
- The Crying Game - Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!
- Scent of a Woman - Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!
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Saw it on Bartcop.com
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But is it rape?
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Holy balls the bible bar actually exist... their web-sight is absolutely awesome. I may have to order some...they sound scrumptious. Of course they are a tad expensive...
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Full of shit
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