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...in 1997, Huckabee claimed that Jesus would have agreed with him on supporting the death penalty... As the Arkansas Times reported on Jan. 22, 1997:

“Interestingly enough,” Huckabee allowed, “if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, ‘This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency’.”

Jesus, though, did not ask for clemency. Therefore, according to Huckabee’s logic, Jesus must have been in favor of capital punishment.

Huckabee also believes God supports Republicans. As ThinkProgress reported yesterday, Huckabee interrupted his speech to the Republican Governors Association in 2004 to answer his cell phone. He proceeded to have a three-minute conversation with God about President Bush’s re-election:

We’re behind [Bush], yes, sir, we sure are. Yes, sir, we know you don’t take sides in the election. But, if you did, we kind of think you’d hang in there with us, Lord, we really do.

Read the rest here.

Of course it's Huckshit. But his line about Jesus not seeking clemency on the cross was taken right out of a movie. From the late 80s I believe. I hate low oxygen living...can't recall much. Will see if I can find the movie.
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The Rightwing gets wise to Huck.

Try this one
http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasb ... onhuck.pdf

excerpt:

"Over the years, Huckabee has:
"Used campaign funds to pay himself $14,000 for being his own media consultant.

"Used campaign funds to pay himself $43,000 for use of his private plane while attempting to hide what the payment was actually in return for.

"Used an account set up to cover operational costs of the governor's mansion to pay such obviously personal expenses as fast-food and dry-cleaning bills.

"Set up a nonprofit organization that paid him $23,500 without disclosing the source of the money.

"Attempted to take $70,000 of furniture with him when moving out of the governor's mansion.

"Took more than 130 gifts worth more than $300,000 – while suing to overturn a law that made him disclose the gifts.
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LaWood wrote:The Rightwing gets wise to Huck.
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"Over the years, Huckabee has:...

Made it clear that he's a typical neocon? If this was an actual problem within the Gang O' Pathetics, it wouldn't be the norm.

From Comedy Central Indecision 08:

When Mike Huckabee participated in the Iowa Straw Poll, they had to re-name it the Iowa Iron Pole.

Mike Huckabee can cut taxes... with his penis.

Stephen Hawking told Mike Huckabee the universe was 12 billion years old once. Once.

Mike Huckabee lost 100 pounds of body fat by eating it.

Jesus asked Mike Huckabee for career advice, but Huckabee was too busy body-slamming Satan.

Mike Huckabee flosses his teeth with the bones of abortion doctors at least twice a day.

Mike Huckabee is forbidden to interfere with human history.

Top scientists believe global warming is a direct consequence of Mike Huckabee getting angry.

Mike Huckabee opposes gay marriage because every man on earth wants to marry him.

Mike Huckabee won't repeal the Estate Tax out of sympathy for the families of his victims.

Mike Huckabee has completed six marathons, two of which aren't until next year.

Fred Thomspon, John McCain and Rudy Giuliani all got cancer because Mike Huckabee looked at them too hard.

If Mike Huckabee is elected, he'll bring all the troops home--he can handle this himself.

If Mike Huckabee had been around in Biblical times, the symbol of Christianity would be Pontius Pilate with a cross up his ass.

Mike Huckabee would've stopped the attack of 9/11, but there was an asteroid hurtling toward Earth that day.

Mike Huckabee doesn't talk in sound bites; he speaks in decibel munches.

Charles Darwin was actually born the same year as Mike Huckabee, but Huckabee punched him back to the 1800s.

If Mike Huckabee had been President, the levees in New Orleans never would've broke, because Katrina would've known better.

Mike Huckabee's philosophy on showing mercy is "abstinence-only."

Atheism can be cured by Mike Huckabee's farts.

Mike Huckabee is so powerful, even the ugly, unwanted, weight he discarded is running for president: Dennis Kucinich.

Most bass players tune to a low E; Mike Huckabee tunes to F U.

The 1976 Tangshan earthquake killed over 250,000 people. Nine months later, the Huckabees welcomed their first son.

Mike Huckabee spelled backwards is "Jesus Loves You." It's not? I dare you to tell that to Mike Huckabee.

Mike Huckabee is only running for President because he's reached his term limit as Grand Master of Space and Time

Mike Huckabee opposes the right to die... painlessly.

Mike Huckabee is running the greenest campaign transporting his entire staff from state to state on his c*ck and huge rolling balls.

In Soviet Russia, President runs for Mike Huckabee!

Fifteen years ago Mike Huckabee cured "Andrew" Coulter of his vestigial male genitalia.

If elected, Mike Huckabee will replace the Justice Department with his fists.

Rev Huckster had to use Chuck Norris for his ad because John Wayne is dead and the Rev unaccountably wasn't able to raise him.