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Volcanic Hole to Be Plugged By String of Balls

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SURABAYA, Indonesia (Associated Press) -- Indonesian engineers temporarily halted an attempt to plug a fissure that has been gushing mud for nine months, after a steel cable hoisting cement balls into the crater broke Saturday, officials said.

The hot, noxious mud has displaced 13,000 people and covered dozens of factories and thousands of homes. The mud has blocked major roads into the country's second largest city, Surabaya.

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Over the next few weeks, authorities plan to drop nearly 1,500 concrete balls, weighing up to 500 pounds each, into the geyser. A string of four balls was successfully lowered into the hole Saturday in heavy rain and wind, said Rudi Novrianto, a spokesman for a government task force handling the disaster.

"Thank God, we have managed to drop one chain, equipped with sensors to monitor pressure and depth," he said. "We had to halt the process because of the broken steel cable. We will continue tomorrow after repairing it."

Officials had hoped to drop between 5 and 10 strands of balls into the mud volcano on Saturday.

If successful, the project will decrease by up to 70 percent the volume of mud now being channeled by a system of dams into a nearby river and out to sea. The mud has been surging at a rate that could fill 50 Olympic-sized swimming pools a day.

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Maybe putting a cap on that pup will work - but I'm glad I'm nowhere near it, since my bet is after a quiet time to build up pressure, those concrete balls are going to be blasted out of the fissure. The blasting part isn't so bad, it's the landing part.
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They're making the world's largest mud powered cannon!
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I'm not a pervert or sex maniac, but I immediately wondered about the authenticity of this story. The idea of oversized beads on a string being inserted into an opening that puts forth a disgusting brown sludge just sounds too damn much like something that -- frankly -- I'm mildly uncomfortable even alluding to.
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Hmm.

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Savonarola wrote:I'm not a pervert or sex maniac, but I immediately wondered about the authenticity of this story. The idea of oversized beads on a string being inserted into an opening that puts forth a disgusting brown sludge just sounds too damn much like something that -- frankly -- I'm mildly uncomfortable even alluding to.
Like the world's largest anal beads? I thought of that too, but I was too polite to say anything.

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Obviously, Doug isn't as uncomfortable with the subject as I am.

I'll let the readers make of that what they may.
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Ha! I didn't even think of that. I guess I am not nearly perverted as I had given myself credit for.
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Darrel wrote:Ha! I didn't even think of that. I guess I am not nearly perverted as I had given myself credit for.
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