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Lois from The Family Guy figures out how to win elections. (Length: 1:39)
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It's scary because it is too true!
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"We could have done something important Max. We could have fought child abuse or Republicans!" --Oona Hart (played by Victoria Foyt), in the 1995 movie "Last Summer in the Hamptons."
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"Obama."
Watch it here..play arrow is difficult to see inside the AETN-Election seal.
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Seems the only thing local candidate Mark Martin (Fundamentalist-Prairie Grove) has to say against his opponent in Ark's Sec of State race isIt's scary because it is too true!
"Obama."
Watch it here..play arrow is difficult to see inside the AETN-Election seal.
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'The Colbert Report': Goats Are Stealing American Jobs (VIDEO)
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"On Thursday's "The Colbert Report," a dangerous new threat to the American workforce is highlighted in the segment "People Destroying America."
Tammy Dunakin won't employ American citizens for her landscaping business, and her undocumented workers are taking jobs extremely vital to hardworking Americans in this time of economic struggle. But she's not employing illegal immigrants; they're just goats.
"I will not be satisfied until goats are doing all the landscaping jobs in this country," Dunakin tells "The Colbert Report." The merits of her 130 hungry mammals aren't unfounded; according to Dunakin and one of her clients, the goats are able to work 24 hours a day, can easily get to places that machinery and people can't safely reach and are good for the environment. Best of all, the goats cost $2,500 to work an acre that would cost a human crew $10,000.
Naturally, her competitors aren't happy. "This woman's completely out of her f--king mind," one landscaper says, while another knocks the downside of Dunakin's animals: "I don't think we would ever poop on a job site."
Huff Po
"On Thursday's "The Colbert Report," a dangerous new threat to the American workforce is highlighted in the segment "People Destroying America."
Tammy Dunakin won't employ American citizens for her landscaping business, and her undocumented workers are taking jobs extremely vital to hardworking Americans in this time of economic struggle. But she's not employing illegal immigrants; they're just goats.
"I will not be satisfied until goats are doing all the landscaping jobs in this country," Dunakin tells "The Colbert Report." The merits of her 130 hungry mammals aren't unfounded; according to Dunakin and one of her clients, the goats are able to work 24 hours a day, can easily get to places that machinery and people can't safely reach and are good for the environment. Best of all, the goats cost $2,500 to work an acre that would cost a human crew $10,000.
Naturally, her competitors aren't happy. "This woman's completely out of her f--king mind," one landscaper says, while another knocks the downside of Dunakin's animals: "I don't think we would ever poop on a job site."
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Kids say the darnest things, especially when questioning British clergy. "Why couldn't baby Jesus just zap Herrod?"
Here it is.
Kids say the darnest things, especially when questioning British clergy. "Why couldn't baby Jesus just zap Herrod?"
Here it is.
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DOUGDarrel wrote:Jesus Loves You.
That was really funny!
"We could have done something important Max. We could have fought child abuse or Republicans!" --Oona Hart (played by Victoria Foyt), in the 1995 movie "Last Summer in the Hamptons."
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Why do atheists have no HYMNS? Steve Martin fixes that.
A Compendium of Religious Music Resources (Steve Martin Edition)
Why do atheists have no HYMNS? Steve Martin fixes that.
A Compendium of Religious Music Resources (Steve Martin Edition)
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