Bigfoot DOA--Or Was He?

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Bigfoot DOA--Or Was He?

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PALO ALTO, Calif. - Bigfoot or big fat lie? Whenever someone reports sighting the hairy beast of yore (details always fuzzy) or capturing the hirsute humanoid on film (images always grainy), it scares up a dubious debate of international proportions. Friday was just the latest episode in the Sasquatch show, as unreal as it may be.

Two men who claim to have stumbled across a Bigfoot corpse in the woods of northern Georgia indignantly stood by their story at a news conference in Palo Alto during which they offered an e-mail from a scientist as evidence and acknowledged they wouldn't mind making a few bucks from the "find" they have kept stuffed in a freezer for over a month.

...As they faced a skeptical audience of several hundred journalists and Bigfoot fans that included one curiosity seeker in a Chewbacca suit, the pair were joined Friday by Tom Biscardi, head of a group called Searching for Bigfoot. Other Bigfoot hunters call Biscardi a huckster looking for media attention.

...Biscardi, Whitton and Dyer presented what they called evidence supporting the Bigfoot theory. It was an e-mail from a University of Minnesota scientist, but all it said was that of the three DNA samples sent to the scientist, one was human, one was likely a possum and the third could not be tested because of technical problems.

At least one other Bigfoot researcher, Idaho State University anthropologist Jeffrey Meldrum, called the trio's claims "not compelling in the least." He told the Scientific American that photographs posted on the Web site "just looks like a costume with some fake guts thrown on top for effect."

Whitton and Dyer have offered three different accounts of how they found the beast's remains.

In early videos, the animal was shot by a former felon, and the men followed it into the woods. In a second version, they found a "family of Bigfoot" in the north Georgia mountains. In the third, the two were hiking and stumbled upon the corpse with open wounds.

In one of their YouTube videos, they are shown speaking with a man they identify as a scientist. Earlier this week, they admitted that the man was Dyer's brother. Dyer said they were simply having fun.

Asked why anyone should believe his claims when he already had shown a flair for tomfoolery, he suggested that skeptics simply are jealous.

"They don't have a choice to believe us. We have a body," Dyer said.

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See here for a video of Bigfoot strolling and playing in the woods--recorded by the same guys with the supposed dead Bigfoot.
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Yes, we finally have proof! No, we won't let anyone see it! Here's some DNA samples. What? Of course, they're not from bigfoot. We just said we had DNA samples, we didn't say that they came from our bigfoot! Want some pictures? Here you go. What? They're fuzzy? They don't show any detail? They just show a hairy heap in a fridge that could be anything? Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
We said we have proof! What more do you guys want? Evidence?
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Well said Robert. I think I started to get into skepticism about age 27. That was 15 years ago. Instead of reading new age and UFO books filled with unverifiable stories which went along with my beliefs, I learned how to investigate whether these claims were actually true. Subscribing to a couple of skeptic magazines for a few years can teach anyone to do this. That is, if they are interested in finding out if their beliefs are true, and sadly most people are not. As Coralie would say, this makes me a "skeptical activist." As if that's a bad thing.
After awhile it becomes rather boring. You wish people wouldn't fall for the same old crap but they do. There are so many foo foo beliefs that can be plugged into your rant above. Just substitute almost anything from The Skeptic's Dictionary for Bigfoot above. Repeat. Yawn.

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If I really did have a bigfoot body, I sure as hell wouldn't be secretive about it. I wouldn't "wait for DNA testing" or some other stalling tactic.

What a reasonable person would do is call the newspapers, generate some publicity so that scientists would take interest and not just dismiss you as a kook, and then hand the damn thing over to biologists and anthropologists and primatologists for examination. DNA testing would be pretty far down the road, not the first thing. The Bigfoot "researchers" should let real scientists decide which tests should be done.

This thing smells of hoax from step 1.
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the DNA was 4% human and 96% opposum

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/ts_nm/bigfoot_dc_2

also, did anyone else notice bigfoots teeth were bleach white and perfectly straight? can you say dentures? i knew that you could :lol:

these guys win this year's moron prize
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Any predictions on who pundits will say won tonight's Rick Warren religious test for the presidency?
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tmiller51 wrote:Any predictions on who pundits will say won tonight's Rick Warren religious test for the presidency?
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After hearing Obama say that Jesus died for his sins, and McCain saying that thanks to Jesus he is saved, I conclude that they both lost.
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Check this out. These guys say they have found the costume that was used to fake the bigfoot body.
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I read somewhere that these folks are charging $499 for a tour of where they found bigfoot. There is your motive for the hoax. And I'm sure enough idiots are around for them to profit handsomely, no matter what the evidence says.
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