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"Friend of Falwell" minister dies during bizarre sex play

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A Montgomery minister was found dead in his home Sunday.

Lt. Mark Drinkard, a police spokesman, said the Reverend Gary M- Aldridge was found about 10 a-m by a member of his church who became concerned after he failed to show up for church services.

Aldridge had been a senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church for 15 years.

But the Smoking Gun got the details thru the police report:

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.

Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs.

As this this site puts it:

Obscure GOP Pervert of the Week

I think it's safe to assume this guy was a Republican:

An Alabama minister who died in June of ‘accidental mechanical asphyxia’ was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.” He also had a dildo up his ass, but it was wearing a condom.

And the pastor, Gary Aldridge, once worked for Jerry Falwell. Roll on Cocktober!

And surprise! The fundies don't understand the meaning of "autoerotic".

Gary Aldridge graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell.

As one commenter notes:

"Remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways. Let he among you who has not stuffed a dildo up his ass and then donned two wet suits cast the first stone. Before you criticize, try swimming a mile in his flippers."
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